Before Sunday he was not volunteer X.
It would not be a stretch at all to assume, in fact, that he had a name. When time came, his parents did choose a sensible name for their son, like Joseph or Michael and even if they had been more adventurous and opted for something more exotic like Asclepius, after that day, his name would be meaningless. Volunteer X, before he was called Volunteer X, attended school or had a job. He was not particularly young, nor old and the first thing the worker of the Moscone Center thought when she looked over the counter at the confused individual in front of her, was how unremarkable he was.
“X?” The girl laughed. “What kind of name is that?”
X tried to smile, yet what came out was an awkward stretch of his mouth. “They screwed up my badge, see?” He raised the laminated plastic to her eye level. It contained one simple white card. In it, rested a solitary X and underneath it, just a blank space where his title should have been. Lastly, a small, ubiquitous serial number (2****0) and, at the edge of the card, were the words All Access.
“Well..”She said. “At least they’ve got the important part right.”
~*~
That Sunday, X could not remember anyone’s name. He looked down the line, dreading the eventual approach of the others. The system, when it was first explained to him, was very confusing. The idea was to stuff as many bags as possible in a very short amount of time and, X, who had a talent for efficiency, soon realized the result was more of a speed dating event than a proper task. He watched the men and women as they moved from one table to the next, carrying the black bags and chatting as they did so, and sighed. At that rate it would take them the better part of the week to get the ever growing piles of bags filled.
“Hi!” Someone greeted him.
“Hi.” X reached into a pile and took a bright yellow sheet of paper, a black sheet of paper and, oddly enough, a ping pong ball. Would anyone at GDC even play Ping Pong? He thought, as he shoved the contents in a bag. “You’re X, right?”
“Yeah…and you are…”
“What? I’ve passed here five times and you still can’t remember? Starts with an M!”
“Mmmmmmike?”
“Megan.”
A moment of silence. Megan laughs. X looks down. He hears the shuffling of feet as she walks away. He never could remember anyone’s names.
~*~
His schedule for the rest of the week was subject to change. The man sitting next to the computer explained that he could change his badge at any time in the counter, but that due to some clerical error all his documents were labeled X. It did not matter, it seemed, that he did not have a last name. The man in the computer even mentioned it could be a good thing. “Everyone will remember you.” He said as an encouragement. Yet, X, staring at the piece of paper with a list of all his duties as a pink shirted volunteer, merely nodded.
He wondered whether Ken Levine would want to employ someone called X to work in the Bioshock sequel.
~*~
On Monday, a caffeine deprived X greeted 50 people in less than an hour. He made sure to smile allot, which may or may not have made more than a few attendees uncomfortable, and wish them a good morning as they walked by the door. It was all a rouse however, he just wanted them to stop long enough so he could read their badges and shove surveys into their hands. At one point someone walked through the door and X frowned.
“What’s wrong?” asked the other volunteer with a yawn.
“N-Nothing.” X nodded to a passing Summit and Tutorials holder “I just saw my future employer.”
X greeted 300 people in the following hours. Most of them were sleep deprived and allot were simply looking for a place to sit.
Later that day, as he walked to the hotel, X caught himself checking the people on the street for badges too.
(To be Continued)




